In Which I Tie Thomas The Train to Poopie Time
(or Thomas Really IS a Useful Engine) My son’s new love is Thomas the Train. Apparently this is a phase which all children are required by law to go through, in accordance with Parental Annoyance...
View ArticleThis One Goes Out To the Ones I Love
Recently, I was packing my two year old son’s lunch for daycare. In addition to his food, I sent a note along. The note, which I wrote in crayon, said, “Mommy and Daddy Love You, E” It’s sad to think...
View ArticleWaiting For Poo
I’m waiting for my son, E, to poop. Until he has a solid movement, he can’t go back to daycare. Which means he’s been home all week with me while I scramble to work late into the nights. I’m not sure...
View ArticleHere Comes Santa Claus
As a child, I used to anticipate Christmas for months. Once the first cool autumn breeze blew in, I began looking forward to Christmas and all the presents I’d get from Santa. Even though my family...
View ArticleSwiper – No Swiping!
E Crying Dec. 2008 My two year old son (who is turning three next week), E, is at an age where he understands things on a deeper level than ever. However, with that understanding comes new confusion...
View ArticleThe Guilt of the Working Dad
“Why do you work, daddy?” That question was posed to me recently by my three year old son, E. It was an honest question, not at all a critique, yet the words were still damning. I told him that I work...
View ArticleSo My Son Drops the F Bomb in Church and I’m the Bad Guy?
E in church, getting his prayer on. One of the most popular posts here at Blogger Dad was Farewell to the F Word. This tells me that I’m not alone in my failed attempts to keep the language G-Rated...
View ArticleThe Zoo Story
So, this was what it felt like to be a horrible father. I had slept maybe an hour when my wife woke me up for our trip to the zoo. I was working all night and my body ached from assembling furniture....
View ArticleTwo Words: Christmas Lights
Should my wife or child ever doubt my love for, or my dedication to, them, I will offer two words in my defense – Christmas lights. If asked to rank a list of fun ways to spend a few hours, I would...
View ArticleCars 2: Guns, Missiles, And Pre-Schoolers?
(Note: I was interviewed by the Associated Press a couple of weeks ago for a story on Cars merchandise. The story was carried in many places, but you can check out an ABC News post here.) Cars 2 was...
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